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Alice Kingsley
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{Dissolve to the Ancient Ruins}

Kermit scat-sings: Ding ding lo-la diddly-o zing boing

Sca-be-do, hoo-be-do, zee-bo do-zeb

Diddly-doo dee-hoy

I wanna be a man-man one or-rang-a-tang tang

Muppet #?: Ha, ha, we got him, King Louie!

Muppet #?: Man, we got them, we got them!

Kermit: Ha, ha, ha, So you're the man-cubs? Crazy!

Tod: I'm not as crazy as you are! Put us down!

[Muppet drops Tod & Copperon the ground]

You cut that out!

Kermit: Cool it, boys. Unwind yourself.

(singing) Do-doot doot-doot do

Now come on. Let's shake, cousins.

Copper: What do you want us for?

Kermit: Word has grabbed my royal ear, have a banana,

[He throws a banana into thier mouths]

that you want to stay in the jungle.

Copper (with mouth full): Stay in the jungle? 

Tod: We sure do.

Kermit: Good. And ol' King Kermit, 

(singing): Bop-boo do-bay doo-boo-do

that's me, can fix it for you. Have two bananas

[He shows three fingers and throws two bananas into their mouths]

Have we got a deal?

Tod (with mouth even fuller): Yes, sir. We'll do anything to stay in the


Kermit: Well then. I'll lay it on the line for ya.

(singing) A bop-bop do-do do-be-do

Now I am the king of the swingers, oooh

The jungle V.I.P

I've reached that top and had to stop

And that's what's botherin' me

I wanna be a man, man-cub,

And stroll right into town

And be just like the other men,

I'm tired of monkeyin' around

Ohh, oobie-do,

Muppets: Bop-do-wee

Kermit: I wanna be like you

Muppets: Hum dee oobee-do-ba

Kermit: I wanna walk like you

Muppet: Tee

Kermit: Talk like you,

Muppet: Too

Kermit: Too!

Muppets: Wee be-dee be-dee do

Kermit: You see it's true,

Muppets: Shoo-ba dee-do

Kermit: An ape like me

Muppets: Shoo-be do-bee do-bee

Can learn to be

Human too

[He makes sounds as if playing a horn and has a little classical fight with

 the small servant muppet]

Roo-baka-tee-gah, roo-baka-tee-gee

Zoo-baka too-baka too-baka too-baka too-baka

Too-bee pau-wagau to-pah 

[Muppets applaud]

Copper: Gee, cousin Kermit, you're doing real good.

Kermit: Now, here's your part of the deal, cuz. Lay the secret on me of man's

red fire.

Tod: But I don't know how to make fire.

Copper: Neither do I.

Kermit sings: Now, don't try to kid me, man-cub

I made a deal with you

What I desire is man's red fire

To make my dream come true

[Patou and Top Cat reach the walls of the Ruins]

Now give me the secret, man-cub

Come on, clue me what to do

Give me the power of man's red flower

So I can be like you

Top Cat: Fire! So that's what that scoundrel's after.

Patou: I'll tear him limb from limb, I'll beat him, I'll.. I'll..  ummm, yeah, 

well, man, what a beat!

Top Cat: Will you stop that silly beat business and listen! This will take

brains, not brawn.

Patou: You better believe it! And I'm loaded with both.

Top Cat: Would you listen?

Patou: Oh, yeah, yeah

Top Cat: Now, while you create a disturbance I'll rescue Tod and Copper. Got that?

Patou (walking and dancing along): I'm gone then, solid gone.

Top Cat: Not yet, Patou!

[Kermit, servant muppet Tod & Copper come by, dancing, and when Top Cat reaches

 for them, Patou enters, dressed up as a big probably female muppet :]

Patou: Hey!

(singing) Da-zaap bon-ronee

Hap ba-dee dee-lap-da-non


Doot zaba-doo-dee-day

Doo-bam doo-boo-bee-bay

Bo-bom, za-ba-pa-panney!

Kermit: Abba-do-dee?

Patou: With a reep-bon-naza!

Kermit: Eh ba-daba doy

Patou: Well-a-la-ba zini

Kermit: War-la-bop, boor-la-bop

Patou: See-ble-bop, dooney

Kermit: Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Patou: With a huh, huh, huh, huh!

Kermit: Rrrawr, rrrawr

Patou: Get mad, baby!

Kermit: Hada-lada hada-lada

Patou: With a hada-lada hadoo-doo

Kermit: Oodle-loodle-oodle-loodle

Patou: Ooh-doo-daa-daa-daa

Kermit: Doodle-doot, doodle-doot

Patou: Zee-ba-da-da


Kermit: Yoo-hoo-hoo

Muppets: Bop-do-wee

Kermit: I wanna be like you

Muppets: Hum dee oobee-do-ba

Kermit: I wanna walk like you

Muppetss: Dee

Kermit: Talk like you

Muppets: Too

Patou: Too-oo-oo!

Muppets: Wee be-dee be-dee do

Everybody: You see it's true, hoo-hoo

Someone like me-ee-ee

Can learn to be like someone like me

Patou: Take me home, Daddy!

Everybody: Can learn to be like someone like you

Kermit: One more time!

[Patou's disguise falls off]

Patou alone: Yeah! Can learn to be like someone like me

Zee-dee-dee bop-bop-botta

Doodle-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat...


Muppet #?: It's Patou, the dog!

Muppet #?: Yeah, that's him!

Muppet #?: How'd he get in there?

Both: Patou, it's you.

[Here goes the classical scene where they go from Muppets to 

 Patou/Top Cat several times resulting in desctruction of Ancient Ruins]

Patou: Whew. Ha ha ha. Man, that's what I call a swingin' party.

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Happy Birthday!
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Thankyou for adding half my gallery to your favourites!!
I appreciate it! :D 
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Thanks for the fave!
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Happy Thanksgiving!
KevinKlinelover Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
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Thanks so much for faving! :D (Big Grin) Appreciated!
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Thank you for the fave. :)
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Thank you for the Lama!:) (Smile) 
ericlifschitz Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013
What if the queen steals the youth of snow white would she be young again and snow white into an old hag woman and so can you make that for me with the transformation please.
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